9: Is your son a computer hacker-

terminal 0

unfinished

LISTEN UP, GUNSLINGING MARTIAL ARTS HACKER! This simulation is a test of our new "Bullet Time Reflex Enhancement" routine (BTRE). Kill every hostile in this compound and reach the end, using any weapons you can find along the way! You have many new abilities now, specifically: -SLOWED TIME PERCEPTION AND ENHANCED REFLEXES -A LEFT HANDED POWER PUNCH THAT WILL PULVERIZE YOUR FOES -ENHANCED DEXTERITY, ALLOWING MORE DUAL WIELDING POTENTIAL WITH AUTOMATIC WEAPONS -GREATER ACROBATIC ABILITY KICK ASS

terminal 1

unfinished

You have done a great job! That said.... You aren't finished yet. We need to send you deeper into the simulation, to an incomplete area. Hope you've killed all the enemies, because you'll just be wasting your time if you haven't. if this seems stupid or poorly written, it's because it is.

<teleport to polygon 167>

terminal 2

unfinished

You have not killed every enemy yet. OOPS! If you did get everything before this, and are still clearing this room, then why are you reading this terminal right now anyway? If you don't want to teleport, PRESS ESC NOW.

<teleport to polygon 44>

success

GREAT JOB You are the greatest hacker whe ever lived or some shit, despite not doing any hacking whatsoever. Peace out to the broken crew you all l33t Now to return to HELLPAK regularly scheduled programming.