Please, stop this! Remember, you're my soldier, not his. Damn, those IBM compatible devices. If only I'd bought the Apple version, none of this would have happened(moral)! Please, spare me and I'll free you from this evil spell!
Guns! Big Guns! I'll give you LOTS of big guns if you cease your attack on my ship! Please! No, huh? Oh, you should be experiencing one of my little traps any second now.....
