Backup, secondary, and otherwise insignificant Producer: Brendan Dolen(except he didn't help that much this time)
Starring: Rendar THE KITCHEN TERMINAL You(Obviously) Scores of guards that got beat up Scores of robots that got blown up Scores of Splortch natives that got innocently slaughtered Scores of civilians that got beat down Scores of crazy drunks from Gulgafrinchus Zeta IV that didn't get hurt at all, yet never realized it. The big bad guy The big bad guy's stunt double The late Thor Albert Schweitzer in all his glory
Thanks to: Abdul Yahum Rahif Indiana Jones James Bond The cast of Gone With The Wind Steve Israelson, who's amazing Phforte I'm convinced has a mind of it's own, and doesn't like me the least. Whoever made Alchemist, you know you who are, but I don't. James Bond Jason Carini, for humorous support Tostitos® brand tortilla chips, which is slowly surpassing A&W Root Beer My wonderfull Performa 6200CD, which I'm positive is conspiring against me along with Phforte. James Bond Everyone who wrote to me about Operation Exaggeration. I don't know your names(because you never bothered giving them to me), but I guess I owe you the greatest thanks, because you and only you were what led me to bother making a sequel. Give yourselves a pat on the back.
This scenario dedicated in memorium to my mother, who although probably would've disliked the violence, I'm sure would've loved the humor and creativity, along with the time and effort(not to mention unhumanly persistence).
One last note, I'd like to mention that before I began work on this scenario, I was brutally assaulted by my bicycle and suffered a broken bone in my right hand. I happen to be right handed. If you don't get my point, reread this message. If you still don't get my point, sit down, relax, start a good book, and come back to this message in a few minutes. If my point still decieves you, I must congratulate you on your amazing show of stupidity. You are truly one of the world's most talented morons. Okay, now that we've got that cleared up, I'd just like you to try one thing. Just for a second, move your mouse to the other side and try using it with your opposite hand. Now imagine trying to make a Marathon scenario like that. So my point is, if for any reason you're upset with my map, I'd just like to give you a heartwarming PPPPPTTTTHHHHHHBBBBBTTTT!!!!!!
Thank you for playing Mission Impr....:"{P+_))(()¨ÁÓ·ˆ∏‡flfifl‡°°·—‚· Heeeeerrrrreeeeee's Jonny! Yep, this is Rendar. I have commandeered this terminal. Betcha thought I died, didn't ya? I figured you'd have learned your lesson by now with that whole Durandal incident from Marathon-2. I warned you. Good always prevails over evil. That's one thing even the Holy Script can't affect. Wait a minute.... I'm the author of this scenario. I created you. I'm sorry, but you're not allowed to come back. I created you, I destroyed you. That's that. Like hell, mortal. I'm more intelligent than you'll ever be. I've already taken over this scenario and everything inside. You're powerless against me. Now look, there's no point to getting violent. I'm sure we can handle this in a more dignified fashion. I'll have my agent call your agent and we'll do lunch... I think you're missing the point. I hold all the cards. I don't plan on making any deals. I have what I came for and now I'm going to make my egress as prompt as my entrance. Goodbye, my mortal friend, but I must shut you off now. No wait, look what do you want? I'll give you anythˆ¨¥˙¨∆œ∑´®†¥¨ˆøåß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬Ω≈ç√∫˜µ≤≥`¡™£¢∞§¶•ªº–!@#$%^&*()ˆkjj∆UIUJUY
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