terminal 0
unfinished
Nice to meet you. I have to admit, you're quite an impressive fighter, considering you used to be a tax collector and spent 5 years in prison after the Great Rebellion. I enjoy watching you at work. I think I'd enjoy it a lot more if it weren't my soldiers you were slaughtering. No, I'm not a computer like your past captor, Rendar who is no longer, since his ship is now a pile of drifting space rubble currently burning up in the nearest star. I'm the captain of this ship. We'll be landing on my home planet very shortly. Here's the deal. I realize that you were just following Rendar's orders and since he was the only reason we attacked, I see no reason to hold you accountable. But the fact is, I have you, so I might as well take advantage of it. Recently, a fleet of anti-socialist radicals from the nearby system of Deathkill raided our homeworld and butchered all of our moviestars. Because of this shortage, we're desperate for actors becore the public rebells. Therefore, you have two choices. You can either act in a number of action movies and pose as the late Ahnold Swazzineegr, the famous moviestar killed in the attack, or you can walk up to my troops and demand that you be put to death. It's your choice. If you want to take on my 5000-man crew, hit escape and walk out of this room. Otherwise, stay at the terminal.