Welcome.My name is Lucas, and I will be your AI guide for the duration of this trip. This is the under/aboveground Pfhor death-trap base in northern Idaho. I don't know how you got here in the first place, but you are trapped here now. The only ways out are: a) successfully navigate and survive the tunnels-o'-death or b) die. I will attempt to help you make it thru these upcoming trials because I want you to kill all of the Pfhor down here, because they are rude to me most of the time and they defecate everywhere without even attempting to clean any of it up.
There is a switch above ground up ahead that you must activate for me to be able to teleport you to the next area, which I will tell you about later. Watch out, cuz it's likely to be guarded heavily, because these aliens want to keep me powerless. On your way there, you should shoot everything that moves EXCEPT the little zipperhead troll things, if you happen to discover any of them, because they will help you fight the Pfhor until you hurt one of them.
Did you get them all? Did they get you? I guess not, since you're here reading this. You will now be going to the center of this base, which lies at the center of the planet, where there's a bunch of burning stuff that you shouldn't get into. Hold still and watch with amazement as I, in an incredible display of Fantastically Perfect Technical Prescision, teleport you to a safe place in the midst of a very dangerous place.
interlevel teleports
