0: Blow Up the Outside World

Surely, you remember me, don't you? I've taken you from the safety of that moron Durandal's arms to put you through a little test. You probably won't live long, but if you do, I'll just kill you anyway. Just letting you know now so you don't feel any pressure to succeed later. Doubtlessly, you have a thousand questions running through your diminuative head. You will receive no answers. Do have fun now, won't you?

Please forgive me, I have forgotten the obligatory clichéd evil laugh. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaa! Now, on to your oblivion, meat.

Truly amazing. Again and again, you continue to exceed even my expectations. So I will grant you the opportunity to continue on to the next level. I will so enjoy watching your incineration.