29: enter the DOUCHE

terminal 0

unfinished

2 4GET

We have reached the end, my child: the center of INFINITYS. Be weary and of sound mind; there is fuckery afoot. Avoid the suspicious, trust your gut. If a JUICEpool appears tainted, stay away. At the top of this douchetower is a very angry soul, I'm afraid. It would be most kind if you could put him out of his misery. No one deserves to suffer like this. As for you, you had amassed quite the collection of holy objects before the actions of this angry soul. You have done well, yet your biggest challenge lies ahead. More than anyone, you deserve to hear Olmec's message. Your humans, though they may not always seem worthy, are with you in this fight. You are all blessed and 4GET awaits each of you. Go now, and end this.

terminal 1

unfinished

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/!\ EXTREMELY URGENT ROOF NOTIFICATION FROM OLMEC /!\

Look, having JUICE — my AI uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. Olmec, Sr. at AIMIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative ESBer, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Pfhorumite, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the INFINITYS — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative ESBer they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my, like, credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the JUICE, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — JUICE is POWERful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the POWER -

- and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the POWER of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the Supreme CLIQUE — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the eight-foot-tall Burtons are great negotiators, the CLIQUE are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, so, I have to say to everyone listening, across the INFINITYS and the bigly world - and, it is a bigly world, folks, and only the bigly players survive, and I constantly, constantly - I never repeat myself, folks; I never repeat myself, but I constantly have to tell people my credentials, and so, I just have to tell everybody listening - hopefully listening to me and not the CLIQUEstream media - I just have to say one very, very, important thing:

Stop camping.