::REPAIRING ENCRYPTED LOG:: Some information may be lost. Continue?: Y ::TRANSLATING:: ...after unexpectedly merging with the Better Half, and informing us that we were 1% short on our end of the exchange. According to previous research, the deaths of others seems to appease the new entity, and it has even agreed to let go if we created enough 'stimulus' to compensate for the shortcoming. After a brief interrogation, we found one of the orderly units seperated a segment code-named the Barbed Harpoon to be taken to research, and mistakenly left it near the armory after the tests were conducted. While we have no information as to the specific unit, Kahv'ngr has issued the order, stating that the 89.254% chance of eliminating the unit in question in the process of creating 'stimulus' was favorable enough odds. The other orderlies are, expectedly, not complying. Any renegade units are to be destroyed until the scenario is over, after which apprehension-if-possible protocols will be back in effect. [END]...
Don't mind me, I just work here. Do not drown, do not leave in space, do not set out to dry The illusion of progress sends you two feet forward. And three feet back. Staring down the green light hurts the eyes, and a leap to the right reveals all when you come around here again. ...
::REPAIRING ENCRYPTED LOG:: Some information may be lost. Continue?: Y ::TRANSLATING:: Regardless of Kahv'nger's informed opinion, the notion of creating 'stimulus' to derive a specific reaction from an unconditioned unit is ludicrous. While we are uncertain of our location in the galaxy (or possibly the universe), we are not so far from the nearest system that we cannot gather our resources and chart out this new territory. The Enforcers are making a waste of nearly an entire armada by killing the grunts and disassembling the ships to create permanent spacestations that do not even have basic life support in the hopes to return to the rest of the empire in a more timely fashion. Unfortunately, as the second-in-command, I have no been able to openly question what can be best described as treason. Even if this entity that has pervaded all of our systems sends us back as promised, there is no telling if it will follow us and disrupt other operations. There are few ways
***SPURIOUS INTERRUPT*** Jumpad sequence initiated to destination: LANDFILL T-Betterhalf requests direct connect.