terminal 0
unfinished
Having fun yet? Enjoying the cool lights and weird sounds? How about the sound of a SPNKR missile going off in your face -- would you like that? You're about to find out.
Even on "Total Carnage," you've always enjoyed numerous (unfair) advantages against the poor Pfhor. But now you have an enemy like yourself . . . eager for the kill . . . but utterly unconcerned for his own survival. Can you survive? I don't think so.
His intelligence is at maximum. He's got your most powerful weapon, and he's not afraid to get right in your face and set it off. And he's got you outnumbered by an order of magnitude.
Remember, Command-Q will end this right now. Wouldn't a game of Solitaire be a lot less stressful?
success
You survived all that? Wow! Won't Ian be proud? Until he finds out what you really are, that is.
Lest I be accused of subverting canon: although Leela reported only 10 cyborgs left over from the Martian conflict -- all accounted for by the end of the war -- she didn't tell you the whole story. The company that owns Colony at Eastside on Tau Ceti Prime discovered their existence some time earlier, and decided to reverse-engineer the process. You, my friend, are one of their successes. The others -- well, you've met them; what did you think?
But enough of this -- you've got an appointment to keep. I'll save you some running if you like and send you on. Comfy? *** STAND BY FOR TRANSPORT ***
