Remember, Switch two is handled by K'Lava's brother, Bk'Lava Tür. Before taking his last nap, the janitor mentioned some strange security system. It normally requires two people to get past but we think you can probably handle it.
Look for some green squares and stand on them. The rest you'll have to figure out. ...and in case I haven't said it enough, keep up the good work. --END MESSAGE
Date:'LavaTime 231:2980 To: The Deck Crew Re: Could you please open the bay doors? Uh, hello? Guys? Its kinda lonely out here. I would really like to dock this thing. Hello? I'll let you use my deck card to go below for some of that action if you know what I mean and I think you do. 'Com, guys I thought you liked the bumper cars? Hello?
That's it!! If these doors don't open soon I'm going to- to- write you up in a strongly worded memo! Mobile Artillary Agent 5x9 PS - If I see the deck agent he can kiss it goodbye no matter how many lackeys he gets to defend him! So what if he has a deck card to the Neutron Bay below the hanger. He can't use it if he's splattered across the deck!
Date:'LavaTime 231:2980 To: Ht'ma O'Reilly Re: I would like to say that I too am blameless for our current situation. My late brother, K'Lava Tür, was doing the right thing before you canceled his training program. The use of video simulations, or games as he called them, were in fact the best method ever devised for instructing our soldiers in the art of war, and honing their fighting skills to their peek. Your cancelation of the games program because you considered it anti-productive is proof of your inability to recognize new scenarios necessary to the survival of this enterprise. I'm sure the marine terrorizing our ship has spent many hours in such sims. Bk'Lava Tür PS- I would...
I would also add that these immortatility treatments may indeed have their drawbacks. I'll file a report as soon as my organs stop oozing across the floor.
