8: Let there be light---

terminal 0

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The board and I recommend leaving the Mein Kampf by whatever means available. Don't bother the execs, they are just enforcing corporate policy to keep their trade secrets secure. --END MESSAGE

terminal 1

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Battery status : %100

Battery status : %100 Guidance Beams : OK

Battery status : %100 Guidance Beams : OK Anti-Matter Dispersion Unit : OK

Battery status : %100 Guidance Beams : OK Anti-Matter Dispersion Unit : OK Heisenberg Compensators : OK

Battery status : %100 Guidance Beams : OK Anti-Matter Dispersion Unit : OK Heisenberg Compensators : OK Photonic Pulse Relay : OK

Battery status : %100 Guidance Beams : OK Anti-Matter Dispersion Unit : OK Heisenberg Compensators : OK Photonic Pulse Relay : OK Batteries to Power : OK

Battery status : %100 Guidance Beams : OK Anti-Matter Dispersion Unit : OK Heisenberg Compensators : OK Photonic Pulse Relay : OK Batteries to Power : OK Turbine to Speed : OK

Battery status : %100 Guidance Beams : OK Anti-Matter Dispersion Unit : OK Heisenberg Compensators : OK Photonic Pulse Relay : OK Batteries to Power : OK Turbine to Speed : OK Emergency teleportation activated. <IMPORTANT: DO NOT MOVE! DO NOT SNEEZE!>

terminal 2

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So we meet again! I am Ht'ma O'Reilly, commander of the Mein Kampf and you are my prisoner The teleport has been disabled so you won't be escaping by that route again.

ho ho ho ho....

I will of course torture you as is my right to do so with the prisoner of my choice. But with so many advancements in torture tech I am unable to decide how best to administer your corporate correction. The ColonBlaster 5000™ can create acute discomfort, but try as I might, the smell is just too much.

he he he....

There is always the Sux-O-Lux Pro™ with options package, guaranteed to inflict pain and suffering where it matters most or your money back. Unfortunately they shipped me the non-human edition which at best would be tickelish. What the? My Chow Yun-Fat movies, what are.... oh, that pacifist prisoner. Well HE didn't last very long. What a bore. Oh dear, this video is overdue, I better.... nevermind I blew that planet up last week. Ahhhh! The spork! Half spoon, half fork mutation, an enigma wrapped in plastic and served with a napkin. Oh, how you'll wish I hadn't found this. The many hours of sporkdom that lie ahead of you will seem like an enternity times infinity.

heeeee.....oh, ARGH! Who turned off the security grid. I want names! I want employee numbers!

What does that janitor think he's doing?! If he does not back away I will gouge out his eyes and skull-f....

And I suppose you think this is funny? Well I'm leaving with your ship so enjoy what little time you have time. ---SIGNING OFF PS - Nice pants.