Welcome to the Mission Control Satellite. Yes, it is I, Michael Eisner. Right now, my missiles are enroute to Washington, New York, Paris, London, Tokyo, and all other cultural centers of the world. Soon the human race will be eliminated and my army of Disneyian clones will rule the earth! ...And I owe it all to you. How so? In order to activate the self-destruct sequence, I needed to discontinue Disney's suspension. No one in Los Disneys was authorized to deactivate Disney's cryogenic chamber- not even me. I needed someone to infiltrate the capital and take mainframe by storm. I needed the best. I needed you.
You may also be asking yourself why I allowed you to live instead of leaving you there to burn. For a brief while this will be you lucky day. I have decided to grant you the privilege of living just a bit longer so you can see the swift demise of your dying planet. Shortly thereafter, I will send one of my clones to do you in, execution style. Why? BECAUSE I'M EVIL!!! Silly fool. When will you learn? No one goes against Disney and lives to tell about it. No one.
Besides, all in all, it beats living out your remaining days in a fallout shelter on a diet of Spam and powdered milk. You should be thanking me. Cheerio!
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