21: Hell Pfhor You

terminal 0

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Welcome To HELL

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See the terminal to your right, blanketed with ammo and weaponry? It's your ticket outta here. And you know the ammo you're already loaded down with? It's not enough.

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Get to the other side, if you can. [laughter]

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Bye Bye

success

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I dont think we're in Kansas anymore..

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Lets check out the facts: 1. You found the concealed switch 2. You found the other switch 3. Put two and two together 4. And then you log on to the wrong terminal It's the OTHER terminal Over THERE

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And they said you were smart

terminal 1

unfinished

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Awww... too bad...

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Damn, that table just won't go down. Pity all those goodies are forever beyond your reach. You still don't have the slightest idea what I'm talking about, do you?

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And you never will...

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<teleport to level 56>

success

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And the Big Pfhat Winner logz on.

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Hey, looks like you won the prize! How do you like your new swivel-barreled toy? You did pick it up, yes? It would be the height of irony if you hadn't.

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Or the pinnacle of stupidity.

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Click your heels and think of Kansas..

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<teleport to level 56>

terminal 2

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You ain't there yet!

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You know, even though you might weigh a bit more than your average human, you're still not heavy enough to push that table into the floor by sitting on it. You don't have the slightest idea what I'm talking about, do you?

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Now scram!

success

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Lost, are we?

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I see you did get the table down... Well? I CAN'T TELEPORT YOUR SORRY ASS OUT FROM HERE!

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Shoo!