/-/XBJ-zulu7/-/985.269.37.824 Welcome to the UESC Hercules. I'm Alexander, the AI that flys this crate. You are about to die... lot's of times, I hope.
I won't lie to you. I'm not fond of people, especially after the day I've been having. This crew of people decided it would be a good idea to take a short-cut through GS-17629. I told them repeatedly, "No that would be bad. Lot's of Pfhor ships were spotted there the last few weeks." Do you think they listened? No.
I don't get, "Oh! Thank you, Alex! You may have saved our lives! What a wonderful AI you are!" Instead all I get is, "$%#^ 'em! Ensign, maintain course and turn that AI's Voder down!" Nice, huh?
Now the ship is overrun with aliens, I can't seem to regain flight control, and all the crew is dead... ...well, that last part isn't so bad...
/-/XBJ-zulu7/-/985.269.37.824 Incoming Message from Alexander... Nice job. You know, you're not like the others. You like the same things I like. Death, grenades, pizza, long walks on the beach.... I know, I know... You probably hear that a lot from AI's. I guess I'm just trying to say that I think we have a lot in common. Believe you me. I would love nothing more than to just teleport you off this ship, but it is more complicated than that. I explain later.
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