16: The Holodeck

terminal 0

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The Vidmaster's Nightmare: Hell Hole So you survived the first test, did you? Don't get cocky kid. Your next task will be to go onto the killing floor and gather up the ordnance you will find there. It is as simple as that. Relax, put your feet up. I'll run get you a cool drink. If anything comes by while I am gone, just kill it. Back soon.

success

The Vidmaster's Nightmare: Hell Hole WHAT THE ... A Mjolnir Mark IV, eh? Pretty damn impressive ... for a primate with a couple of Jjaro sprockets up its wazoo. By the way, you were taking too long and I got thirsty so I drank your tall, cool Pangalactic Gargle Blaster. Hey, you got blood on your uniform you amateur. One demerit. But I guess you passed this test. Take my advice though, and quit now. You can't survive the next test. And you can tell that pattern buffer he can go to Hell. Page Down to teleport.

terminal 1

unfinished

The Vidmaster's Nightmare: Hell Hole So you survived the first test did you? Don't get cocky kid. Your next task will be to go onto the killing floor and gather up the ordnance you will find there. It is as simple as that. Relax, put your feet up. I'll run get you a cool drink. If anything comes by while I am gone, just kill it. Back soon.

success

The Vidmaster's Nightmare: Hell Hole WHAT THE ... A Mjolnir Mark IV, eh? Pretty damn impressive ... for a primate with a couple of Jjaro sprockets up its wazoo. By the way, you were taking too long and I got thirsty so I drank your tall, cool Pangalactic Gargle Blaster. Hey, you got blood on your uniform you amateur. One demer et. But I guess you passed this test. Take my advice though, and quit now. You can't survive the next test. Page Down to teleport.

terminal 2

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Sirius Cybernetics Corp. Pattern Buffer Pattern buffer OUT OF ORDER THANK YOU for trusting Sirius Cybernetics for all of your life threating and hopelessly desperate save term situations ... Saaaaaaay now ... you wouldn't be trying to cheat The Vidmaster's Nightmare, would you????? Now get out there and at least DIE in style you knee-biting Vid Toi!

success

Sirius Cybernetics Corp. Pattern Buffer OUT OF ORDER, DAMN IT!! What is it now??? I am very, very, very busy if you don't mind, and cannot be bothered. I am an extremely high tech, futuristic, and stunningly crafted Sirius Cybernetics Out of Order pattern buffer!! If you want to get out of this dump then you'll want to access that very sexy little communications terminal over to your right. Tell you what monkey boi, if you promise to put in a good word for me to her, I'll promise to teleport the doo-doo out of your Power Ranger underpants.