17: Sea of Names

terminal 0

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Welcome!

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Welcome, prospective buyer! You have chosen to demo Valyae, the final word in installation protection. You are currently standing in the west entryway to Fort Vayhal, our demonstration facility. As you walk through Vayhal, please know that you must keep your Identa Card on your person at all times as it identifies you to our automated defenses. Failure to prominently display card or loss of card may result in bodily harm [[YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED]]. Now, please follow our guided system as you explore the first and foremost defense system of our times. And as always, have a pleasant trip.

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Enjoy!

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Fort Vayhal Administration Access Terminal #003 Current status of Vaylae System: Active Current setting of Vaylae Defense Initiative: Kick the vidboi's ass Learing sub routines: Active Status of PPm Clone bank: On-line Status of ARn Clone Bank: Off-line Status of NNh Clone Bank: Off-line Status of ZRc Clone Bank: Off-line Active Defender Systems Display: Estimated level required to pacify Auto-DX2 Service Drones intruder: really high Auto-AXM Attack Drones PPm-R3 Clone PPm-F3 Clone PPm-H4 Automated SPk-Kr Automated SPm-az Automated NNh-T5 Clone (Vats off-line) Unauthorised Access NNh-T6 Clone (Vats off-line) (Term #003) Interrupt ZRc-Y1 Clone (Vats off-line) Term logoff active ... Auto-Jgr Purification Device

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terminal 2

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sol.216

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Boy, was coming to this terminal a mistake. Some people just never learn!

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sol.(laughing)

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Welcome vidboi. This is the final step of your training. Welcome to Fort Vayhal. It will make a fitting tomb for you. How to win? Like I'd let that kind of info slip. It might be too easy, though. We had a surprise in store for you, but there was some kind of mistake at the labs. I guess that's what I get for hiring a Nar to do a Drinnol's job. Honestly, what was I thinking? Enough. Go kill something.

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success

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Congratulations. You've just completed the TC19 Vidmaster's Nightmare. Send your films, email addy, name, quote, whatever (but don't forget those films) to: epz@bungie.org They'll be posted and your name will stand tall with the proud few who have humbled us, of the EPZ. I salute you. Don't get cocky though. Next time, your ass is grass.

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<teleport to level 14>

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Why are you standing there? Do I have to spell it out for you? FIST+SWITCH=FLAT BOB Honestly, is it really that hard to understand? You DID read the Vidmaster's Oath, did you not?

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success

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?

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a fishy tale there was a fish who's name was Ed, who once was alive but now is dead; he saw a hook shining bright, so he thought he'd take a bite to have a shiny thing was always his dream but now he's part of a burrito supreme

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terminal 5

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Mr. T called while you were out. He said "You a fool sucka!"

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