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/!\ INCOMING CORRESPONDENCE FROM: /!\ DOCTOR EPSTEIN, PhD. WELL! In another example of a prominent person 4GETTING, it turns out JUICEMAN 4GOT long ago. Apparently, he faked his own death and was recently seen trying to live a quiet life near the suburbs. He opened up a novelty sex shop, "Inserection", and is inviting customers to try out his new "JUICE". Initially everyone was shocked, but after some reflection, it's not all that surprising. JUICEMAN's JUICEpools never left us, after all, and JUICEMAN was always a few steps ahead of the average person. He was able to foresee the value in 4GET long before the rest of us.

Since we're both still stuck dealing with this mess, I will send you some friendly ticks to help you clear a path to the nearby failstaches. There are only a small handful remaining before we can reunite Olmec with his entire collection. Time is running out, and I'm worried DOUCHEMAN may beat us to the punch. Please hurry.

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